Things You Can Do On The Moon
Things You Can Do On The Moon
Sloth and (Moon)atee 9 - and Way Too Many Breakfast Jokes
Sloth and Manatee are friends. They are currently on the moon. They have also been all around on the Earth and in the Ocean.
Q: Where does a moose go for breakfast? A: Wherever it wants.
Q: Where does a hippo go for breakfast? A: Also wherever it wants.
Q: Where does a whale go for breakfast? A: Some dive or other.
Q: Where does an octopus go for breakfast? A: Krakken Barrel.
Q: Where does a mouse go for breakfast? A: A hole in the wall.
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Q: Where do moths go for breakfast? A: That same stupid lightbulb
Q: Where do mosquitoes go for breakfast? A: Your FACE
Q: Where do hyenas go for breakfast? A: Offal House
Q: Where does a snail go for breakfast? A: Someplace where they serve all day
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Q: Where do migratory birds go for breakfast? A: The Fly-Thru
Q: Where do termites go for breakfast? A: Someplace with wooden tables
Q: Where to polar bears go for breakfast? A: The frozen foods section
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Q: Where do hamsters go for breakfast? A: Their own face
Q: Where do dinosaurs go for breakfast? A: That place closed a long time ago
Q: Where do ants go for breakfast? A: That café where there’s always a long line
Q: Where do pigs go for breakfast? A: The donut slop
Vroom Moose (available as a print/card/sticker)
May you have a fine breakfast, may you see an excellent moose, won’t you be my neighbor?