The Sloth and The Manatee

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The Attack of Breakfast

Apr 1, 2023
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Sloth and Manatee are friends. They are currently on the moon. They have also been all around on the Earth and in the Ocean.

Q: Where does a moose go for breakfast? A: Wherever it wants.

Q: Where does a hippo go for breakfast? A: Also wherever it wants.

Q: Where does a whale go for breakfast? A: Some dive or other.

Q: Where does an octopus go for breakfast? A: Krakken Barrel.

Q: Where does a mouse go for breakfast? A: A hole in the wall.

If you know someone who enjoys juggling or breakfast or motorcycles, please share this post with them

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Typewriter Story 68-71

Q: Where do moths go for breakfast? A: That same stupid lightbulb

Q: Where do mosquitoes go for breakfast? A: Your FACE

Q: Where do hyenas go for breakfast? A: Offal House

Q: Where does a snail go for breakfast? A: Someplace where they serve all day

I’ve been doing commissions for animal/pet portraits for awhile now, so I’ve made a page all about that. Got an animal friend you want made into Art? Talk to me!

Commissions

Q: Where do migratory birds go for breakfast? A: The Fly-Thru

Q: Where do termites go for breakfast? A: Someplace with wooden tables

Q: Where to polar bears go for breakfast? A: The frozen foods section

If you are a subscriber, fantastic, and if you’re not yet, Freida and Reggie and Rae and Trevor and Selena would love to have you.

Q: Where do hamsters go for breakfast? A: Their own face

Q: Where do dinosaurs go for breakfast? A: That place closed a long time ago

Q: Where do ants go for breakfast? A: That café where there’s always a long line

Q: Where do pigs go for breakfast? A: The donut slop

Vroom Moose (available as a print/card/sticker)

May you have a fine breakfast, may you see an excellent moose, won’t you be my neighbor?

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